Command, Control, Compel Mojo Water

$9.00

COMMAND, CONTROL, COMPEL MOJO WATER

2oz

This water can be used in a variety of ways. It’s subtle scent allows you to use it in a manner that its target is unlikely to notice. Is someone constantly stealing your parking space? Then pour this on the space in which they intrude, saying their name, or simply “blue mini-van” if that is as much as you know. Or if their vehicle is there, then pour some of this water on a rag and drag it across their license plate. Moreover, you can write a name of description on a paper and place that in the bottle, and when you are forced to encounter the person(s) hold the bottle up the a light, say the name written therein, and say “[blank] has no power over me, I command, control and compel [she/he/it] to do as I will.”

 

$9.00

COMMAND, CONTROL, COMPEL MOJO WATER

2oz

This water can be used in a variety of ways. It’s subtle scent allows you to use it in a manner that its target is unlikely to notice. Is someone constantly stealing your parking space? Then pour this on the space in which they intrude, saying their name, or simply “blue mini-van” if that is as much as you know. Or if their vehicle is there, then pour some of this water on a rag and drag it across their license plate. Moreover, you can write a name of description on a paper and place that in the bottle, and when you are forced to encounter the person(s) hold the bottle up the a light, say the name written therein, and say “[blank] has no power over me, I command, control and compel [she/he/it] to do as I will.”

 

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