LOVE POTION #9
4oz

Popularized by the 1959 song (originally performed by The Clovers and written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller), this once fictional love potion has since been concocted as a spiritual apothecary product by a variety of producers. Modern Conjure Brand Love Potion No. 9 is not for internal consumption, but intended to be worn as a cologne or added to a bath. But be careful, least you suffer a similar fate to the protagonist of the song and find yourself kissing an unwilling cop.


 I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
 You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
 She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
 Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine

 I told her that I was a flop with chics
 I've been this way since 1956
 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
 She said "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine"

 She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
 She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
 It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
 I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

 I didn't know if it was day or night
 I started kissin' everything in sight
 But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
 He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine

 I didn't know if it was day or night
 I started kissin' everything in sight
 But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
 He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine
 Love Potion Number Nine
 Love Potion Number Nine
 Love Potion Number Nine

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$9.00